subject A picks up the phone and dials 62240000...
ringing.......
NEIGHBOURHOODIE: CENTRAL POLICE division how may i help you?
A: ah yes is that BEDOK POLICE station??
NEIGHBOURHOODIE: no ma'am this is CENTRAL POLICE..
A: oh hi.. i've been trying to call your station regarding the BEDOK interchange. its very packed in the morning and there's always this old man who walks by school girls and smiling at them. its not very nice of him y'know.
NEIGHBOURHOODIE: ok ma'am but i hafta tell you that this is CENTRAL POLICE station. its out of our divisional boundaries.
A: why is that so? you guys are policemen. you have to protect the country.
NEIGHBOURHOODIE: yes ma'am i understand that. but we are divided into divisions. its easier like that.
A(raises her voice): i dont care! you guys are from CENTRAL POLICE! so you guys must be the foremost and important division that can go anywhere you like and when you like!
NEIGHBOURHOODIE: but ma'am doesnt mean that we are from CENTRAL...........(gets cut off by the triple-clit whore)
A: no no i dont care! i want at least 5 policemen to be present at the location tomorrow morning. i dunno how you are gonna do it but i want them tomorrow or else i will............(bitch gets cut off this time)
NEIGHBOURHOODIE: you will wat ma'am?!
engaged tone...........................
neighbourhoodie goes to the back and shoots himself in the head.. like a fucking rockstar \m/...\m/
Friday, 20 April 2007
Thursday, 19 April 2007
ballad of cho seung-hui
"When the time came I did it...I have to""You had a hundred billion chances and ways to have avoided today. But you decided to spill my blood. You forced me into a corner and gave me only one option. The decision was yours. Now you have blood on your hands that will never wash off.
You just love crucifying me. You love inducing cancer into my head and breaking my soul all this time. I didn't have to do this. I could have left. I could have fled. But no, I will no longer run.
It's not for me. For my children, for my brothers and sisters. ... I did it for them.
I've been nothing but as piece of ****. You have vandalized my heart, raped my soul and torched my conscience. You thought it was one pathetic boy's life you were extinguishing. Thanks to you, I die like Jesus Christ, to inspire generations of the weak and the defenseless people.
Do you know wat it feels like to be spit on your face? And have trash shoved down your throat?
Do you know wat it feels like to dig your own grave?
Do you know wat it feels like to get your throat slashed from ear to ear?
Do you know wat it feels like to get torched alive?
Do you know wat it feels like to be humiliated and impaled. And teared upon on a cross and left to bleed for your amusement?
You have never felt a single ounce of pain in your whole life that you wanna inject misery in our live as much as you can just because you can.
You've had everything you wanted.
Your Mercedes wasn't enough, you brats. Your golden necklaces weren't enough you snobs. Your trust funds wasn't enough. Your vodka and cognac wasn't enough. All your debaucheries weren't enough. Those weren't enough to fulfill your hedonistic needs. You had everything."
WELL SAID MY MAN... THIS IS THE BALLAD OF CHO SEUNG HUI
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