subject A picks up the phone and dials 62240000...
ringing.......
NEIGHBOURHOODIE: CENTRAL POLICE division how may i help you?
A: ah yes is that BEDOK POLICE station??
NEIGHBOURHOODIE: no ma'am this is CENTRAL POLICE..
A: oh hi.. i've been trying to call your station regarding the BEDOK interchange. its very packed in the morning and there's always this old man who walks by school girls and smiling at them. its not very nice of him y'know.
NEIGHBOURHOODIE: ok ma'am but i hafta tell you that this is CENTRAL POLICE station. its out of our divisional boundaries.
A: why is that so? you guys are policemen. you have to protect the country.
NEIGHBOURHOODIE: yes ma'am i understand that. but we are divided into divisions. its easier like that.
A(raises her voice): i dont care! you guys are from CENTRAL POLICE! so you guys must be the foremost and important division that can go anywhere you like and when you like!
NEIGHBOURHOODIE: but ma'am doesnt mean that we are from CENTRAL...........(gets cut off by the triple-clit whore)
A: no no i dont care! i want at least 5 policemen to be present at the location tomorrow morning. i dunno how you are gonna do it but i want them tomorrow or else i will............(bitch gets cut off this time)
NEIGHBOURHOODIE: you will wat ma'am?!
engaged tone...........................
neighbourhoodie goes to the back and shoots himself in the head.. like a fucking rockstar \m/...\m/
