Sexy kindergarten teacher: today we're gonna talk abt racism. ok kids, anyone of you know wat racism is???
stupid little annoying kids: ME!! ME!! ME!! I KNOW TEACHER!! PICK ME!
sexy kindergarten teacher: ok errrr let's have dicky to tell the class wat racism is. dicky please stand up and tell the class.
stupid little dicky: racism is about different races trying to get the better of each other. they always say their race is much smarter and better looking than the other race.
sexy kindergarten teacher: hmm impressive who taught you that dicky?
stupid little dicky: my daddy taught me to look down on other races as they are just the minority and im far superior than them. that is why each recess time i will eat only with people of the same colour and not with the rest. they are all dirty, worthless and not qualifed to sit with me.
sexy kindergarten teacher: dicky stop saying that. bad boy!
stupid little dicky: but why teacher? am i more superior than all the other kids in this class? im gonna grow up becoming a successful businessman or president one day and all the rest of the class can become is just another stupid gangbanger who'll end up in jail or dead by the time they are 25yrs old. only people of their colour are capable of doing that, not my race.
sexy kindergarten teacher: dicky i'm gonna write a letter to your parents!
stupid little dicky: go ahead teacher, you're just another coloured bitch trying to get into the company if my race. white power teacher!
sexy kindergarten teacher: how dare you..
FROM THE BACK OF THE CLASS A KID OPENS UP WITH AN AK-47. SPRAYING 7.62mm ALL OVER THE CLASS. STUPID LITTLE DICKY LIES ON THE FLOOR CRYING AND MOANING WITH PAIN. THE REST OF THE CLASS ARE UNHURT.
stupid little dicky: ahhhhhhh,....oorhhhhhh... help me.....teacher....help meee......
THE KID WITH THE AK-47 COMES UP TO STUPID LITTLE DICKY, LOOKS DOWN ON DICKY.
AK-47 kid: dont yell "white power" at me you white trash piece of shit. i'm not your god damn brother. i wont stand here and watch you draw lines in the sand and divide us up by colour. fuck you and your heritage. fuck your ignorant confederate culture. we're all human beings, why dont you start acting like one.
AK-47 KID PROCEEDED TO EMPTY HIS MAGAZINE INTO DICKY'S BODY, CUTTING DICKY IN HALF ACROSS THE ABDOMEN. AK-47 KISSES THE SEXY KINDERGARTEN TEACHER AND LEFT THE ROOM. A JOB WELL DONE AK-47 KID
__......__.. like a fucking rockstar once again!
