tortex of the seymour duncans

step one:
choose a person you dont like. preferably a fcking jew or just someone you just despise greatly for absolutely no reason.

step two:
lure him into a "convenient" e.g dark alley, secluded woods, your momma's house etc.

step three:
whip out a knife, gun, anything dangerous. (for those with budget constraints who cant afford to have the luxury items beforementioned, be resourceful and pick a thick branch. you can get this anywhere in your friendly-neighbourhood parks or any convenient trees nearby.)

step four:
using an overhand stroke, stab/slash the motherfcker with your knife, or open fire on the sorry-ass bitch with your gun. make sure you shoot that prick ala Nigga-stylin. (the style where you hold the gun sideways without aiming and pump the guy's ass with lead while muttering cliches like "die you motherfucker! im about to go OJ wit your ass!" for those economical ppl using tree branches, just simply wrap the branch against your vicitm's head several times. all this while maintaining hygiene on yourself not to get any blood on you.

step five:
do a pulse check to make sure that the carcass is down and STAYS down. aint not worth it if he stands up and whacks you back. if you dont want to do a pulse check, see if the thing on the ground doesnt resemble a human being anymore. a simple trick to it is to see whether a pool of red liquid is forming a pool around the carcass or for the added bonus, maybe a few yard on intestine should be like icing on the cake.

step six:
dispose of the rubbish that you have caused. dig up a shithole and dump all that nonsense in the hole and cover it up. for those who want their spirits free, pour some flammable liquid on it and set fire. (this is my personal favourite as i will imagine myself throwing a lighted cigarette and walk away...whoaaaa some mafia shit there....)

step seven:
fuck off from the scene before some balls-less quaker who happened to pass by dials 999 and call in The Fuzz. then you'll be in deep shit brother. dont run away cause you may look suspicious. just look good cause you know you are good.

there you go kids. 7 easy steps to eradicate, educate and revolutionate...if there's a such a word. this process wat i call "Killing the JEW/PERSON YOU DONT LIKE/ SOMEONE YOU DESPISE GREATLY FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON stay tuned for the next installation, "Making life for your In-Laws Hard" take care goodnight!

subverse evasion

i wrote a letter to my family. it is as follows:

i watched the smoke as grew darker and to the sky it blew.

i watched the firefighters and saw them panic as the fire grew

i saw the bodies, get rid of their guts and their secrets too

i saw her face and sat there knowing that we'll be but two

i walked the fields that gleam perfection full of things to do

i walked downstream with water on my ankles waiting for a brew

i hope to leave with myself going to the sea to you

i hope that one day we'll be forever not few

-end- goodbye my english rose