Tuesday, 29 July 2008

wont you say you love me too

the author is out of office for business purposes. catch back soon for further gonzo reporting from reliable attributes coming straight outta that conflict area. be back my lovelies. in the mean time, for the visual pleasure of readers, here is something to ponder upon:

"nothing is more destructive than the belief that god is on your side.
radical Muslim suicide bombers have it, and so does our president.
we're all screwed.
the most dangerous men in the world fighting like children over who has the better imaginary friend.
grow up before someone gets their eye poked out with a nuke"


special thanks to jesse daino, graham reynolds and aaron jenkins.

Thursday, 17 July 2008

tell me you love me, come back and haunt me

the recent happenings that made the news was the prisoner exchange last Thursday. being called lopsided, Israel exchanged 204 prisoners which included 199 dead, for 2 Israelis, which are dead too. the critics are asking the wrong questions. critics were questioning Israeli's failure in rescuing their captured soldiers instead of the obvious one here: why in the hell does Israel have so many prisoners????? 204 compared to 2? thats like 10 times more than wat the Hezbollah gave back the Israelis.

it means only 1 thing, the Israelis are doing more kidnapping then the Palestinians. that is like so a dirty trick to pull off. for those further prisoners to be exchanged, my advise to the Palestinians/Lebanese/Syrians/Egyptians, kill all them motherfucking Israeli prisoners before you give them back. every single one of them. chop them up nice and slow.

Thursday, 3 July 2008

responds to your actions with unique illumination

it was a Wednesday. a cool afternoon with the occasional breeze blowing into your face. kinda day where nothing can go wrong. travelling along in the peaceful Jaffa Rd in East Jerusalem was so comforting when outta sudden WHAM!. blood and guts and heaps of metal and most importantly, fucking Israelis littered the ground. all the work of 1 man. of course with the help of a FUCKING BULLDOZER!!!!!

Hussam Duwait was his name, killing the smurfs was his game. he obtained a caterpillar bulldozer and bulldozed his way thru Jaffa Rd, marking his territory with death and destruction along the way. he knocked several vehicles and ran them over by driving against the traffic. oh wat so much fun that must be. its a pity he was martyred after killing only 3 but its still worthwhile. 1 for the price of 3 is always a good deal no matter where you are shopping at. Hussam didnt bat an eyelid when he was shot for the first time, he kept on going till 3 bags of pigshit came over to ruin his enjoyment. they managed to shoot him 3 times in the head at point blank. when they were done, a bastard cop came over and had his share by shooting 2 more times stating that Mr Hussam was armed and shooting at cops. they didnt intend to keep him alive.

local authorities labelled it a terrorist attack cause Mr Hussam used an Israeli ID card to commit an aggression in Israel. ?!?!!?!?!?!?!?! there are goddamned Israelis in the West Bank or Gaza killing Palestinians everyday and nothing is being said to them but ONE GUY WITH A BULLDOZER is being called a terrorist? thats not terrorism my frens, thats having fun with the expense of Jewish lives. why werent the IDF called terrorists? they fucking used a fuckin bulldozer to kill an American. it wasnt accidental too by the way. eye contact was observed between both parties and even so, that poor blonde girl from Washington was crushed by the mechanical monster. i dont hear no cries of terrorism. neither do anyone here living in God's green earth.

talk about democracy. PBBFT.

~Rachel Corrie R.I.P 1979-2003 LEST WE FORGET~